Quotes of: Book-writing Keyword

It’s not hush money. It’s simply dollars backed not by faith, but by shhh.

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I love nature. It beats having to flush.

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I’d start a war just to illustrate the value of peace.

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People are like puzzles. Especially interconnected people, like Siamese twins.

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My name is Hope Happy, and I am a pessimist.

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Red calls out to the rose, but I’m the only one who’s listening.

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Catholic, Episcopalian, I won’t have sects with you.

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My sex life is Ok. Specifically, Oklahoma City.

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I did a face plant. Ivy was her name.

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The scent of success, it smells like body odor.

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If I started yesterday, I’d be a master of tomorrow.

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When two are united as one, I’ll be there. And so will someone else.

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I treat women like royalty. But not from a Bolshevik perspective.

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I drink screwdrivers because they help me unwind.

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My name is Awesome Amazing. My middle name is Lee.

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Courage is the chiaroscuro of characteristics. By that I mean I don’t know what I mean.

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Unless I’m at a wedding, I don’t like veiled threats.

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I put the “Dan” in Danger. I’m sorry, Dan.

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After I’m dead, I want to ghostwrite my autobiography.

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A pile of hairy towels is not a passable substitute for a dog.

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Sounds have smells. Your father smells, and he’s noisy.

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