I have rose-colored glasses. The frames have thorns.
A lie makes up 3/4ths of life.
If I earn 10 dollars, I’m saving 11 of them.
People should be heard, and music should be listened to.
I ate Satan, and then shit out a snake.
I'll bring "The Hammer," let's have a Thorsome.
Sexy isn’t my middle name. Lust-factory is, with the hyphen.
I want to be so successful that my secretary needs a secretary.
I like to pet trees—especially if they have furry leaves.
Neighbors, I’m on the fence about them.
I’m a combat specialist and marriage counselor.
My answer is nope, so don’t even hope.
Who can say that he is not everything?
There is no longer waiting for anyone, but for death.
A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever.
I couldn't stop so I quit.
It takes a great reader to make a great book.
Each new book is a tremendous challenge.
People who don't read books a lot are threatened by books.
You know, I'm pretty much an open book.
Tis the good reader that makes the good book.
