Write a complaint letter. Then answer it.
The Bounce Back Book: How to Thrive in the Face of Adversity, Setbacks, and LossesIf my clone writes my biography, is it really an autobiography?
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI want to write a song based on my own childbirth. Of course, this is all a bit premature.
This Book is Not FOR SALEMy advice is to write during commercial breaks, and read while your favorite TV show is on mute.
This Book is Not FOR SALENever chew off the hand you write with, you might survive and have to sign autographs.
This Book is Not FOR SALE