Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho MarxI would rather read a mediocre book than waste time sitting around with people making small talk.
Essays in SatanismDon't own so much clutter that you will be relieved to see your house catch fire.
Farming: a hand book