A lot of people would rather tour sewers than visit their cousins.
I'm open to getting more equipment, but I really won't have time to look into that until after the tour.
I keep working mainly because my wife and I spend most of our time touring the country doing our own plays.
My touring has never stopped; from the time I started doing stand-up, I've been on the road.
Oh yeah, our first tour in Europe they wouldn't give me the time off from work.
Touring can be tough; the crew and I travel everywhere by a big pink bus, and live in petrol stations.
I mean, gosh, my first tours I ever did were with the Ramones and Iggy Pop and Love & Rockets.
Comedians do movies and TV so that when they tour, they sell out. That's the goal: To get popular enough so the place is packed.
I've always said that if you have songs on the radio and get played, you've got to have a tour to support that.
I think a lot of bands are creatively knackered when they come off tour.
At the end of any really long tour you need to get your head in order.
I don't like long tours. I find it much easier to go out for a short spurt every month.
On the tour we get a case of beer on the bus every day from Ozzfest.
When there are no women on the tour it can get awful and ugly - constant horrible jokes and gross behaviour. It needs to be leavened with a feminine presence.
Books on the bookshelves And stacked on the floor Books kept in baskets And propped by the door Books in neat piles And in disarray Books tucked in closets And books on display Books filling crannies And books packed in nooks Books massed in windows ...
I am a product [...of] endless books. My father bought all the books he read and never got rid of any of them. There were books in the study, books in the drawing room, books in the cloakroom, books (two deep) in the great bookcase on the landing, bo...
Generally my day-to-day is pretty much the same. Just busy and working and on tour. And trying to put on the best show possible every night.
My favorite place in the world is the Harry Potter tour near London.
I knew how touring was for 10 years, but it's completely different now that things are popping off.
When Ozzy calls and asks you to go on tour, you say, 'When do I start?'
But the soul of touring and the heart of it is basically every day is like putting up a circus tent.
