If you can listen to or read anything, but misspelled words offend you, raise your hadn.
This Book is Not FOR SALEMy advice is to write during commercial breaks, and read while your favorite TV show is on mute.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI’m romantic. I’ll try to make your bed while you’re still sleeping in it.
This Book is Not FOR SALEAll I could do was laugh, but it wasn’t funny. I find it incredibly sad to be tickled by an orphan.
This Book is Not FOR SALEWeeping willows always remind me of summer. And sadness. Please stop crying sweet tree.
This Book is Not FOR SALEIf I tell you I want to be a door-to-door salesman, don’t knock it.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI’m so old school I’m like a one-room schoolhouse—with no bathroom. I always keep it classy.
This Book is Not FOR SALEThe fields of science are full of crop circles that can't yet be explained by scientific means.
This Book is Not FOR SALELove has a glow, like a neon light having sex with a pack of hi-lighters, only not quite as quaint.
This Book is Not FOR SALE