I like the name Lola, because it has LOL in the beginning.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI’ve decided I like making love on rainy days. Ever since she asked me to wear a raincoat.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI am a fisherman, a hunter, and a lover. A lover of men, not animals. And by men I mean women.
This Book is Not FOR SALEIf you forget your manners, you can always borrow mine. I won't be using them.
This Book is Not FOR SALEIf somebody tells me and my wife to get a room, I always ask, How about the kitchen?
This Book is Not FOR SALEI asked for her hand in marriage, but instead got the whole body. Love is full of surprises!
This Book is Not FOR SALEI had an arranged marriage. If I didn’t, how would anybody know when and where to show up?
This Book is Not FOR SALEIt takes maturity and practice and patience to spread chunky peanut butter evenly on crumbly bread.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI would take a trip down Memory Lane, but with gas prices sky high, forget about it.
This Book is Not FOR SALEWe all make mistakes. Some just manufacture them in a factory and sell them to the public.
This Book is Not FOR SALETickets are 40 bucks at the window, and 190 bucks if you actually go through the window to get them.
This Book is Not FOR SALEMoney’s a tool, like a wrench, and until I make more I need to tighten my belt.
This Book is Not FOR SALEMake your money make money: Buy a printing press and some blank currency paper.
This Book is Not FOR SALE