Your food’s not getting cold. I’m keeping it warm in my stomach. Dinner’s on me tonight.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI am the food of love. And do you know what food that is? Distilled barley.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI give everybody my love, and therefore nobody gets my love. I’m freedy—free and greedy.
This Book is Not FOR SALEFriends are like orgasms: you can never have too many, but just try to watch out for the fake ones.
This Book is Not FOR SALEGood friends are like appendages. It's painful to lose one, and crippling to lose two or more.
This Book is Not FOR SALEPeople are more likely to like you if you treat them with respect and Linseed oil.
This Book is Not FOR SALEEvery politician has a promising career. Unfortunately, most of them do not keep those promises.
This Book is Not FOR SALEWhen I compliment you, I compliment myself, because I am who I associate with.
This Book is Not FOR SALEWhen anybody asks me what time it is, I always say, “Yesterday, plus 24 hours.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI don’t believe in the zodiac. Whenever anybody asks me what my sign is, I always say “Yield.
This Book is Not FOR SALEYou can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI spend all my time trying to capture the moment. And when I do, I'll interrogate and torture it.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI’m not opposed to new people, I just don’t like their packaging (diapers).
This Book is Not FOR SALE