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Pride must be a summer thing, because it "comes before the fall.

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I'm the oldest of twelve brothers. However, the other eleven are yet to be born.

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Pizza is circular. So is an hour. I’ll take two slices—to go.

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Sex and violence: the greatest duo since the Three Stooges.

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In these modern times, the only sensible thing to be is nonsensical.

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I’ll name my firstborn child Squiblob, after his mother.

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My heart is spinning. Love is a tornado. Will you be my Kansas?

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I want to be like air. Invisible, yet everybody needs me in their life.

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There’s truth in what you say, even though it’s all lies.

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One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable thought to inconsiderate people.

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I’ll tell myself whatever I need to hear to stop listening.

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We were engaged. Not to be married, but in combat. So same thing.

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I mined my clone’s thoughts. I hope he doesn’t mind.

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I’m strapped for cash, and I’m also strapped to a chair in someone’s basement.

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Music has the power to shake society, especially if the bass is turned way up.

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I could fuck on my back like 4:44. But I don’t. I do it like 3:33.

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I find wisdom in the waves. Goodbye is a hello to a life without you.

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My neck size is about the size of both of my girlfriend’s clenched hands.

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I have two friends, Grand and Ed, but I don’t take them for granted. 

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I like make-up sex. I find cosmetics so erotic.

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I would crack a smile, but I don’t like breaking things.

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