Quotes of: Blue Keyword

[she] had a great reputation for unselfishness because she was always giving up a lot of things she didn't want.

The Blue Castle

Her strength was in the integrity of her actions; she never compromised what she believed she ought to do.

A Beautiful Blue Death

Contrast and compliment. The blue is never more blue than it is when paired with orange. And the orange is never bluer than when eaten on a cloud in the sky.

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My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people do not know.

The Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle

The way he said it, with a twinkle in his already too-twinkly blue eyes, made Aimee feel twinkly, too.

Aimee and the Heartthrob

I drink coffee like steam is the ghost of dead water. Ever tried inhaling the afterlife?

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The bottom of a cup of coffee is not as good as the bottom of her body—which is actually in the middle of her body.

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Midgets smell like small, and I’m in the mood for a medium, like a large coffee from Starbucks.

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My alarm went off. My sleep went on. Dreaming about coffee is not the same as drinking down coffee.

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I eat east and west, and I eat them at the same time. But I drink my coffee north to south.

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I’ll eat this world like coffee-flavored bubblegum. I’ll chew thoroughly before I swallow.

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Coffee and Saturday go together like me and Suzy McKloozy went to prom together. We didn’t, and they don’t.

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Buy the town, and rent the politician. Politicians are refillable, like empty cups of coffee.

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It was dark in the alley, and I was afraid I’d get mugged. Coffee also fears it’ll get mugged.

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If the government really wanted to stimulate the economy, it should distribute Viagra and coffee. 

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I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills. 

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Drinking coffee is like drinking an inverse yawn. I prefer mine with two spoonfuls of “I’m listening.

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I poured a compass into my coffee, to give the flavor some direction.

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I drink sleep, but not like I drink coffee. I chug one and sip the other.

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A unicorn breathes rainbows like a dragon breathes fire. My coffee breathes Jarod Kintz quotes.

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A bathroom that doubles as an elevator would be a great place to open a coffee shop—but only if it’s a Starbucks.

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