Quotes of: Blue-sky Keyword

I sell sex by the coffee cup. I don’t go by small, medium, or large, I go by deep, deeper, and deepest.

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Check the couch cushions for change—and hope. I drink my coffee raw, straight out of the ketchup bottle.

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Give me coffee or give me death. Or if not death, at least let me sleep a little bit longer.

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I drink coffee like I make love, only I’m more awake with the coffee.

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Instead of cream, I like fog in my coffee. Makes me feel like I’m drinking the mystery that is love.

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I drink coffee the way most men tie their shoes, and I’m liable to slip on a sip if I don’t follow their lead.

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Coffee smells like how I imagine heaven will be scented. Would you like to spend eternity in my nose?

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I’m probably the best love you’ve never had. And why is that? Oh yeah, because I’m in a relationship with a tall cup of coffee.

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Coffee excites my mind in ways not describable my words. The closest approximation is a sperm whale in orgasm, only silent and bubblier.

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I want to start a band called the Band-Aids. Free coffee for all who come to our show. We’d perform for the deaf and the asleep.

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Coffee is for lovers. So if you don’t drink coffee, you must be asexual, and I’d love to study your mating ritual.

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I yell at yellow like I purr at pink. If they were more fluid, I’d pour meows in my morning coffee.

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I folded my map in half and used it to make a sandwich. Then I dipped it in coffee and ate all of Europe and half of Russia.

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I prefer to urinate standing on my feet, rather than doing a handstand. You should see me enjoy a cup of coffee.

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Love is a lot like coffee in that I can never seem to get enough of it, and hers is hot and mine is iced.

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Coffee is made from beans. Burritos also have beans in them, although I’ll admit a burrito isn’t as drinkable as a cup of coffee.

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I drink coffee the way other men put on their pants—only after they’ve paid the hooker.

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Trying to remember a dream from a decade ago is like trying to catch fog in a coffee filter. I could subsist on morning mist.

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Coffee has a way of waking my soul, much like drinking liquid heaven would.

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Enjoying a cup of coffee and a good book, is there anything better? Only if literature were liquid and drinkable.

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Her hair was the color of coffee without cream, and she fell in love with me when I poured sugar on her. Probably.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee