Quotes of: Blue-sky Keyword

My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people do not know.

The Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle

The way he said it, with a twinkle in his already too-twinkly blue eyes, made Aimee feel twinkly, too.

Aimee and the Heartthrob

I drink coffee like steam is the ghost of dead water. Ever tried inhaling the afterlife?

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

The bottom of a cup of coffee is not as good as the bottom of her body—which is actually in the middle of her body.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

Midgets smell like small, and I’m in the mood for a medium, like a large coffee from Starbucks.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

My alarm went off. My sleep went on. Dreaming about coffee is not the same as drinking down coffee.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

I eat east and west, and I eat them at the same time. But I drink my coffee north to south.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

I’ll eat this world like coffee-flavored bubblegum. I’ll chew thoroughly before I swallow.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

Coffee and Saturday go together like me and Suzy McKloozy went to prom together. We didn’t, and they don’t.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

Buy the town, and rent the politician. Politicians are refillable, like empty cups of coffee.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

It was dark in the alley, and I was afraid I’d get mugged. Coffee also fears it’ll get mugged.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

If the government really wanted to stimulate the economy, it should distribute Viagra and coffee. 

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills. 

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

Drinking coffee is like drinking an inverse yawn. I prefer mine with two spoonfuls of “I’m listening.

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I poured a compass into my coffee, to give the flavor some direction.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

I drink sleep, but not like I drink coffee. I chug one and sip the other.

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A unicorn breathes rainbows like a dragon breathes fire. My coffee breathes Jarod Kintz quotes.

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A bathroom that doubles as an elevator would be a great place to open a coffee shop—but only if it’s a Starbucks.

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Coffee and donuts go together like government policy and subsequent poverty.

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Your fork is my shovel. I eat real estate and I drink coffee.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

She had to find her own story, and she could make it whatever shape she thought best.

River of Blue Fire