Quotes of: Blue-eyes Keyword

Coffee is made from beans. Burritos also have beans in them, although I’ll admit a burrito isn’t as drinkable as a cup of coffee.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

I drink coffee the way other men put on their pants—only after they’ve paid the hooker.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

Trying to remember a dream from a decade ago is like trying to catch fog in a coffee filter. I could subsist on morning mist.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

Coffee has a way of waking my soul, much like drinking liquid heaven would.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

Enjoying a cup of coffee and a good book, is there anything better? Only if literature were liquid and drinkable.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

Her hair was the color of coffee without cream, and she fell in love with me when I poured sugar on her. Probably.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

I don’t eat breakfast, but I do drink it. Coffee, it’s the most important meal of the day.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

Drinking coffee is like chugging a galloping racehorse, and that’s why I’m wearing this baby carrier on my back—to hold the jockey.


I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

I’ll start a threesome factory that also makes sex trees. How else am I supposed to grow coffee?

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

I am the Today Monster, and I’m hungry for yesterday. And I’m thirsty for coffee, which is like drinking tomorrow.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

Decaffeinated coffee is like orgasmless sex. I guess I’ll take some, if you know anyone who’s offering.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

Business idea: People like to eat and drive, so why not make edible cars? Instead of gasoline, they’d run on coffee.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

The best way to wake up is with coffee and an erection.
The cool part is one can stir the other.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

Sandwiches come in shrink-wrap—therefore, I must masturbate with gloves on. Lunchtime! The coffee’s stale but the cream will be fresh.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

The zipper on my crotch is an air vent. I need some way to cool down my hot coffee.

I love Blue Ribbon Coffee

It's a funny word, persistence. It means not giving up, but it also means just passing on through time.

Mo' Meta Blues: The World According to Questlove

Difficult times do not produce gentility, as if there is an angle hovering over the world of the oppressed.

Thin Blue: The Unwritten Rules of Policing South Africa

A pure democracy is generally a very bad government, It is often the most tyrannical government on earth; for a multitude is often rash, and will not hear reason.

The Original Blue Back Speller

We start our lives with blues . . . with music. It's our first language. It's the rhythm of the womb. It's your mama's heartbeat inside your head.

Professor Brown Shoes Teaches the Blues

The result may be important but it’s not the actual measure. The measure is the feeling you have made contact with something.

The Van Gogh Blues: The Creative Person's Path Through Depression

this blue shirt i have is practically the same color as my jeans, and looking all-blue is something only cookie monster can pull off.

Will Grayson, Will Grayson