Quotes of: Bloke Keyword

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'

Tommy Cooper

I'm a really boring bloke, actually. My business is my hobby.

Lloyd Dorfman

Sad old blokes, I'm told, now dream of me with a whip in hand.

Anne Robinson

I was never a good-looking bloke. Not by a long chalk.

Rod Stewart

I'm not really a churchy person, although I do think Jesus was a good bloke.

Jo Brand

Look, I've always been a confident bloke. I'm grateful to my mother for that.

Bryan Brown

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.

Johnny Vegas

Once you don't smile on film, they say, 'Let's have that bloke who doesn't smile.'

Richard Armitage

Nicholas Angel: What's the situation? DS Andy Wainwright: Two blokes and a fuck-load of cutlery!

Hot Fuzz

You want to be appreciated for all your work as opposed to one performance, but I'll always be 'that bloke from 'Lock, Stock'.' You've got to embrace it.

Nick Moran

Basically, a manager is a father figure to 20 or 25 blokes. It's about trying to get the best out of them and creating team spirit.

Alan Shearer

I don't find offensive that I'm being labelled a babe by blokes. I'm absolutely flattered.

Kirsty Gallacher

The wife's run off with the bloke next door. I do miss him.

Les Dawson

Australia has always encouraged the little bloke to have a go, the Aussie battler to get up.

Andrew Forrest

People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're on stage. Blokes don't have that worry.

Jenny Eclair

You always hear people saying, 'I hope I'm not turning into my dad', but I'd be honoured if I became half as decent a bloke as he is.

Johnny Vegas

It seems like the older bands are bigger than ever. We get a mixed crowd where you have kids and old blokes like me.

Geezer Butler

I do pool exercises, like weightlifting but underwater. I walk, I swim... I'm pretty fit for an old bloke.

Eric Idle

Yes, I certainly look for strong characters - whether that means they're strong in their vulnerability or strong in the way they might be attractive to lots of blokes.

Vicky McClure

I've worked really physically hard, and I was never afraid of working hard as younger bloke.

Matthew Nable

People presume just because you're a bigger bloke that you wouldn't be physically fit or up for the fight, but that couldn't be further from the truth.

Nick Frost