Quotes of: Blankets Keyword

A brick could be placed on your child’s cafeteria lunch tray, in place of the less appetizing and more unnatural food they normally serve.


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A brick could be used to make yourself taller. It’s like self-esteem, only easier to use in the construction of a house.


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A brick could be used to sway the voters. But if you really want to sway them, try using a catchy song.


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A brick could be used to represent a memory. That way when you live in a brick house, you could be living in the past.


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A brick could be used to help define your rigid beliefs. I put my beliefs to bed, along with the hooker I rented for the night.


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A brick could be used like a giraffe could be used as a neck warmer. You could also use my foreskin. 


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Bricks could be used to neatly pack your suitcase. It would promote personal strength and frugality.


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A brick could be used in a heart transplant operation. And for just $25,000 more dollars, that brick could be switched with a real or artificial heart.


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A brick could be used to crush the Fruit of Desire and make the Juice of Destiny. Drink it before I lose my erection.


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A brick could be used to instill courage in the cowardly. But training must begin at birth, and the weak identified while they are still hiding in the womb.


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A brick could be used to replace a flat tire. After all, you want to replace like with like, and what’s more flat than a brick?


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A brick could be used to create a new society, a perfect society, where there is no inequality, there are no laws, and most importantly, there are no people. 


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A brick could be used to make love better. Faster isn’t always better. Don’t you want to make love better?


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A brick could be used to start a civil war. And then that same brick could be used to start building the country up again after everything is destroyed.


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A brick could be used to grow your annual income by a factor of four. What, you don’t believe me? Are you calling me a liar?


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A brick could be used to sell tickets to a new sport called Glurping. If you think it sounds disgusting now, wait until you see it live!


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A brick could be used like a duck could be used like a cat. My duck soup is meowing to be manhandled by a construction worker.


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A brick could be used as a marketing tool. I’ll help you grow your business, if you help me plant this brick in the ground.


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A brick could be used as a headstone. Or the instrument that proves “until death do us part” is faster and cheaper than a divorce.


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Bricks could be used as breast implants. Lady Squaretits is really particular about the shape of her boobs.


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A brick could be sawed in half and each half glued under the back of a shoe to form high heels.


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