Quotes of: Blankets Keyword

A brick could replace the cardboard bill on a baseball cap. On a windy day, no gust will knock your hat off.


A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A brick could be utilized to teach the danger of procrastination. Ignoring the brick and pretending everything will work itself out is not going to transform it into a wall. 


A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A brick could be surgically inserted in the chest of a man who needs a heart transplant. And for just $20,000 more dollars, that brick could be replaced with a new heart.


A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A brick could be used as a measurement of time. Yes, just think how stylish you’ll look with a brick duct taped to your wrist!


A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

One brick could be used to do the work of two men, if both men are dead. In this case, a blanket could be used to cover up their decomposing corpses.


Brick and Blanket

A brick could be used as a logo for a company called Blanket. A right turn signal in the left turn only lane could be used to represent a company called Brick.


Brick and Blanket

A blanket could be considered part of performance art, if you’re inconsiderate and steal all the covers while we’re asleep—and film me shivering and twitching in the night. 


Brick and Blanket

If you’re a struggling artist having money problems just superglue a brick in the middle of a blanket, and call it art. Someone will buy it.

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts.

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

A brick could be used to decorate the interior of your anus. Here, bend over and let me demonstrate. 


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to not be used. Is my hair waving in the wind, or are your eyes twitching?


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to illustrate your innocence. I can help you with that, because I brought a crayon. 


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to simulate a war opponent. Especially if your nemesis is paraplegic and without transportation.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be flipped over and turned endlessly. But it still won’t start your car.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used as a paperweight, if the words you wrote weren’t weighty enough to hold it down.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to get a new job. Hire me! I have a brick, and I’m not afraid to use it.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to bring about a pantsless revolution. A zipper is just a gate holding you back, man.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to cut things. The duller the object, the sharper the user has to be to make it work.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

Bricks could be used to fill my empty trophy cabinet. But first I’ve got to win them.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used in the back part of a director’s last name, to make an epic space odyssey.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be traded for a soon-to-be abandoned baby. Let’s build a better future together.


Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida