Quotes of: Blankets Keyword

A brick could be used to smash my bottled up rage, and a blanket could be laid down beforehand to catch the shards.  

Brick and Blanket

A brick and a blanket need a logo, and I’m just the designer to hire to sit around idly as I ideally charge you by the hour. 

Brick and Blanket

A brick could be used to monitor earthquakes. If the brick crumbles apart, you can bet an earthquake occurred. 

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone.

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

A brick could be used to dink like a dunk, if the thunk of the think has enough verticalocity to it. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used as a paperweight, for people whose writing isn’t as dense or weighty as mine. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A skyscraper is to a brick as a pyramid is to____________A) a vagina, B) a particular vagina, or C) your mother’s vagina. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used as a book cover. Talk about hardcover! 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used like sandpaper, to smooth out a cat’s rough tongue. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used to cover up your infidelity. Either use the blanket to hide your cheating ways, or figure out how to fornicate with all your clothes on. 

Blanket

A blanket could be used to wipe away my tears. But it’d better be a blanket the size of America, because I’ve been crying since Andrew Jackson died. 

Brick

A blanket could be used to cover Mt. Rushmore. But if you rush more, you’re going to rip the blanket in the same way that the very fabric of our democracy is torn. 

Brick

A brick could be used to motivate. Just hold it up as an example of something that’s going nowhere in life.  

The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

A brick could be placed in the trunk of a car manufacturer’s competitor, to increase the odds of decreasing their fuel efficiency. 

The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

A brick could be used as a musical instrument. But it would take someone as deaf as Beethoven to enjoy it. 

The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

A brick could deliver the zeitgeist through the thick skull of a politician faster than any letter or email. 

The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

Don't throw your blanket in the fire just because it has one flea in it.

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The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

A brick could be used to direct traffic. Use a brick from the scene of the accident, where some driver ran into a brick wall.  

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A brick is blocking my urethra. But it’s not painful, because my penis is just that big.  Oh yes, it’s as big as this lie is. 

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar