Quotes of: Blanket Keyword

A blanket could be used as a cat. Wait, I have that backwards. A cat could be used as a blanket. 

Rick Bet Blank

A brick and a blanket together create a blick. That’s it. That’s all I got.

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

A brick could be used to measure the speed of gravity, but an apple offers a tastier option.  

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A brick could be affixed to each end of an axle, for an example of transportation in a pre-wheel society.  

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A blanket really makes the bed. Good thing too, because I never make the bed. 

Brick and Blanket

A brick could be used for pressing grapes into wine, and a magician could then cover up that wine with a blanket and turn wine into water. 

Brick and Blanket

A blanket could be used at the end of meetings, to wrap things up—sort of like a big office burrito of productivity. 

Brick and Blanket

A blanket might make the ideal politician, because they’re warm, comforting, soft, and easily corruptible. 

Brick and Blanket

A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense.

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

I’d much rather a monkey throws a blanket instead of a brick.

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

Brick” could be the name of a restaurant. But so could “Blah,” “Gruel,” and “A Taste of the Gulag.” 

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A brick could be used to change the channel on a TV. Or at least turn it off—permanently. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick could be used to build a house—or destroy it, one window at a time. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used to barter with. I could trade my blanket for your sex, and everybody’s happy but the tax collector. 

Blanket

My routine is comforting, like a comforter. But a blanket could easily be used to replace my routine, because a comforter is a blanket. 

Blanket

Bricks could be used to build stronger relationships. But so could bribes.

The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

A brick could be used as food for thought. Every politician should chew on that. 

The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

The true Islam has shown me that a blanket indictment of all white people is as wrong as when whites make blanket indictments against blacks.

Malcolm X

I have a fist like a brick, but I don’t punch through walls—I build them and become them.  

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A brick could be dropped on your mother-in-law’s head from the height of 66.6 feet. You know, as a going away present.  

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar