Quotes of: Blanket Keyword

A blanket could be used to save your marriage. If only your spouse is invited under your blanket, then each party feels exclusively inclusive to each other. Still, there is a problem. What am I going to do with all the tickets I sold to the internet ...

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It's all about the blanket. Blanket, pillow, and red wine. You should always be asleep on a plane.

Kate Moss

A blanket could be used as a screen to project animated bedtime stories onto, and also a place to project your fears about society not being accepting of adults who watch movies directed at an audience of four-year-olds. Trust me, I’ve been there�...

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A blanket could be used to tell people a thousand miles and a thousand years away hello. Greetings European people of 3013! I hope you still speak Europe and can understand not a word of what I am saying. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used to make magical music. And no, I’m not talking about sex and wailing orgasms, you pervert. That’s my sister you’re thinking about. And it’s particularly disgusting and disturbing because I don’t even have a sister. �...

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A brick is a mode of transportation, for a bug going nowhere in life. 

The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

A brick could be a breath freshener for a dragon. But so could a mint-flavored baby.  

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A brick could make everything better for me. Now, if I could only find a way to get my hands on one. But it’s a silly dream, because I don’t have the ambition to get out from under my blanket and go out and grab the very thing I most desire.  

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A brick could be used to separate two types of people. On the left is a guy who loves my writing, and on the right is a girl who loves my writing. Now I love both people, but I love the girl in an entirely different way—the kind of way that involve...

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used to ward off warts. I tested it out last Tuesday on my Aunt Velma, and she doesn’t have a wart on her body. It’s probably true that she didn’t have a wart on her body before I began my experiment, but that’s just part o...

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

A blanket could be used to quell the rebellion. Wait until all the men are asleep before you kill them, rape them, and declare victory. Actually, it would be better to rape the men before you kill them, but do whatever makes you feel victorious. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

If a blanket could be used to keep one person warm, then it stands to reason that all the blankets in the world are to blame for global warming, and I think our political leaders, with all their wisdom, should confiscate all blankets and burn them. T...

Blanket

A blanket could be used as Concealment Revealer. It both conceals and reveals, like great dialogue. Here’s some great dialogue I wrote for two characters, Mr. Brick, and Ms. Blanket:  Mr. Brick: I like your dress  Ms. Blanket: I’m naked, you ...

Brick

You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

A brick and a blanket represent two lovers who can never be together. I simply forbid it! 

Brick and Blanket

One blanket, coupled with a fluffy pillow, could be implemented as a torture device for insomniacs. 

Brick and Blanket

You should go into every relationship as a brick and not a blanket.

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door.

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

A brick could be used as a pettable non-furry and non-meowing cat. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida

Cats are living, breathing blankets. But a blanket, no matter how furry, cannot be used like a purrless cat. 

Blanket

A brick is a baton, as it passes from a civilization in ruin to one on the rise.  

The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test