Quotes of: Blanket Keyword

A blanket could be used to warm the hearts of all the nonbelievers. We are all nonbelievers, because nobody believes in everything. 

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A blanket could be frozen and used to cool off a warm body as you slowly thaw it out. 

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A blanket could be used to help me with the love and affection of Taylor Swift. If that sounds unbelievable, then try reading it soundlessly. 

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Blankets could be used as tents. That would free up tents to be used as portable sex stalls. 

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Brick and Blanket could be the names of two characters in a screenplay full of witty dialogue like:  Brick: Hello!  Blanket: Hi!  Brick: How are you?  Blanket: Good. You?  Brick: Good.

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A blanket could keep a family of three warm for a lifetime, but global warming could do the same for the world forever.  

The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

A fat woman is a blanket for the winter.

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A blanket could be used as a water purification device. Place it between a flowing water source and your storage barrel and let the blanket filter out impurities. Then after your water is pure, drop a brick in the barrel, and let the water molecules ...

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A blanket could be used as a trap to ensnare two entangled lovers. Using this method is how I found my current girlfriend and my new best guy friend. 

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A blanket could be hung on your living room wall, and watched instead of nightly news. Not only would it be more honest, but it also would be more entertaining and thought provoking. 

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A blanket could be drenched in water, frozen, and then enjoyed like a giant cotton popsicle by prisoners of a gulag, who might consider this a tasty treat compared to what they normally eat.  

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

Together a brick and a blanket create the perfect metaphor for life. Will you be a brick and make something of your life, or be a blanket and sleep your life away?

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

A brick could create a clear winner in a fight if instead of fighting pillows against blankets, you fought bricks against blankets.

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

A blanket could be used for selfish reasons. I would list those reasons, but they’re mine—all of them. Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine. 

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A blanket could be used to feed the homeless. I mean warm the coldless. I mean coldsome. I wouldn’t know, because I’m homefull. 

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A blanket could be used to express my condolences. I’m sorry to have to tell you I’m sorry, but that’s life, you know? 

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A blanket could be used to lay down the law. Lay it down over there, on top of the bed, and I’ll come over and enforce it. 

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A blanket could be used to water down the water. Don’t do it now! Wait until I am finished bathing. 

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A brick could be used to keep you warm at night, in the same way that a blanket could be used to smother a lover while they sleep. 

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A blanket could be used to stop the bleeding. But dammit you’re going to have to hurry, before I bleed out all over the carpet.  

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A blanket could be used to help frowners smile. I’m only halfway through the process myself, which is why I’m smirking. 

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