Quotes of: Blanket Keyword

A blanket cold be used as truth. At least it’s so warm, it must be used that way. 

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A blanket could be used like a friend, if you’re the sort of person who uses their friends. 

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A blanket could be used as a scapegoat. But I’d rather use real goats, because they make better cheese. 

The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

A blanket could be used as an inherently destructive force, if you can just get past the brick stage. 

The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

A hotel is more than bricks and blankets. A hotel is a welcoming atmosphere, and a place to engage in a business transaction with a prostitute.  

The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

A brick could be used as a period on a really large sentence. A blanket could be used as a really large tilde sign.  

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A brick could be used to foretell the future. And from all indicators, 2013’s going to be a blanket of a year. 

The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

A brick could be laid on a blanket, so the blanket doesn’t blow away. But why would the blanket blow away? I just turned the fan off. 

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A blanket could be used to help you remember. You’re probably tempted to ask, “Remember what?” And that’s precisely my point—you can’t even remember what you can’t remember, and I’m here with a blanket to help. So scoot over and let m...

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A brown blanket could be used in place of chocolate frosting on a cake, and since nobody will want to eat it, you’ll be left with more cake for yourself.  

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A blanket could be made of tuna fish skin, which would go well with my cottage cheese thighs. 

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A blanket can be rolled up, much like I roll up my emotions when I listen to political rhetoric. 

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A blanket could be used to show love, by providing warmth, comfort, and an itchiness of desire that cannot be satisfied by a single scratch.  

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A blanket and a brick could be put in a ring and paid to fight. Compared to MMA, it would be boring. But compared to boxing, it would be downright thrilling.  

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A blanket could be used to suppress yawns. Just curl up in the technological wonder that is a blanket, lay your head back, and let the miracle of science cure your yawns. 

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A brick can’t cure cancer. But who knows, maybe a brick combined with a blanket could. I’ll have to ask Dr. Burzynski about it. 

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A blanket could make a good hood on a car, because it’s flat and warm and I don’t currently have a hood. Or a car. 

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A blanket could be used to what the hell your way out of your neighbor’s bedroom.

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I am the Magic Chicken of Desire. Just add water. And a brick and a blanket. 

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A blanket could be used, or it could not be used. They are opposites, but that doesn’t mean one is good and the other is bad. 

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A blanket could be used as a warm topping on a hamburger, sort of like processed cheese, only tastier and healthier. 

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