Quotes of: Blanket Keyword

Soak blanket in gravy and make a delicious brick wrap. Serve in All Gravy Room at the Mandrake Hotel.

Christoph Fischer

A brick is a lot like love. I mean, I’m sure it is. It simply must be. However, I can’t think of how at the moment, but that’s natural, because I’m not Cupid. OK, here’s something: A brick has six sides, and love—wait, no, love only has f...

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

Cosmic Ordering success sticks to you like mud to a blanket.

Cosmic Ordering: You can be successful

Pride becomes the blanket transgression that conceals the rest of our sins, allowing us to remain blind to them.

Eve of Awakening

Hmmm. What you’re saying is that you’ve never been kissed?” He picked at a string on the blanket under us.

Glass Girl

A brick could be hidden in the dirt, for future archaeologists to dig up and declare, “Wow! This was one advanced society.” 

Brick and Blanket

A brick is what I’m voting for for President. And guess what? If you’re voting for a Republican or Democrat, so are you. 

Brick and Blanket

A brick could be used to tell how hard the wind is blowing. If the wind blows the brick around, I’d get out of there immediately. 

Brick and Blanket

A brick could replace your window, if your window’s opaque, and you throw the brick hard enough. 

Brick and Blanket

A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good.

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick.

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

A brick could help me hold down a job. Hey, in an economy as bad as this, every little bit helps.  

Brick and Blanket

A blanket could be used as a distress symbol. You’ll know I’m in danger and in need of rescue, because I’ll be asleep and completely oblivious to my surroundings.

Blanket

A blanket, as the epitome of warmth, could be used to stop colds. Also, sex with me might be the surest way to prevent a cold. 

Blanket

A blanket could be used to keep you warm on a cold night. Just pour some gasoline on it and light it on fire.  

Blanket

A brick could be used to deny you your dreams. And a blanket could be used as a gateway to all your dreams.  

Blanket

A blanket could be used as a spy, because if you need to blend in and go under cover, what’s better than a banket? 

Blanket

Blankets could be used as billboards on buildings, especially hotels, if you write things like, “Free sex with room.” 

Blanket

With one blanket, you and I could wrap up like a burrito. Yum. And if you want melted cheese, just fart a bit.  

Blanket

A blanket could be used to understand Understanding. At least I think so. The process is complicated, and really hard to understand.  

Blanket

I need a bone saw—for the meatloaf I made for you, which looks suspiciously like a brick. The gravy is a blanket. 

Blanket