Water. Like a blanket. Dark. Intoxicating. Cold.
A brick could be shoved in your buttocks. You know, for your enjoyment.
A brick could be locked in a safe, because nobody will try to steal it there.
Kick the blanket, don’t kick the bucket—especially if that bucket is full of death (or bricks).
I took a nap and used a napkin as a blanket. Obviously it was a small nap.
Sleep with family is a napkin (nap plus kin), and I used a napkin as a blanket.
I’ve got you covered. Just don’t hog all the blanket.
A blanket could be used as a flag, for a sleepy nation.
Dream about things that envelop your being like a comfortable blanket.
Building a little bonfire at night on the beach and lying on a blanket with my wife under the stars is not only sexy, it's romantic.
I will wear tights even if it's 100 degrees outside. Tights are my safety blanket.
A brick could be used to keep you three inches away from death.
A brick could be used as a steak knife, and a fly swatter could be used as a meat tenderizer.
A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK.
A blanket could be used as wrapping paper, to give the gift of a cat.
A blanket could be used as a distraction. Wave it to the right, while you loot to the left.
A blanket could be used to stop a war, particularly if that war is a Cold War.
A blanket provides warmth. So does the joy a good joke brings.
I am the burrito wrapped up in a blanket. Eat my warmth.
A blanket could be used in exciting medical advancements, curing everything from shivers to tonitrophobia.
A brick could be used to keep warm, and a blanket could be used to build a house.
