Quotes of: Blanket Keyword

A blanket could be used to announce your intention to announce your intentions. Make sure the blanket is neon orange though, or you might not get the attention you deserve. 

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A blanket could be used to cover the engine of a car, much like a hood does, only the blanket would help the car fall asleep when it was spending its idle time idling. 

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A brick could be used as a blanket, and a blanket could be used as a brick, but not very well and not equally as well. Which is whicher depends on whose colder and who’s more in need of constructing a permanent structure. 

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A blanket could represent change, and a brick represents consistency. Do you embrace the blanket, or the brick? 

Brick and Blanket

A blanket could be used as one square on a giant checkerboard. 

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A blanket can be wrapped around one’s head and used as a helmet. It’s particularly appropriate if you wear your blanket helmet during a pillow fight with me, because unbeknownst to you, I’ll have a brick stuffed at the bottom of my pillowcase.�...

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A blanket could be used to let the world know how serious you are. I’m serious, it could work. Try wrapping your naked body in a blanket and showing up to a job interview and see how impressed everyone will be. 

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A blanket could be used to make people smile. But the blanket won’t make just anyone smile—it will make people with no mouths smile. I plan on showing a live audience how it works at the next Helen Keller Convention.  

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A blanket could be used to offset things likely to set you off. When you start to get hot, just wrap yourself in a warm blanket until you’re comforted and you cool down. 

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A blanket is a coffin, if the cops are after you and you have to dump a body quick. 

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A blanket could be used like a cat, if it were furry and purred. 

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A blanket could be used in surgery. But personally, I’d rather use a surgeon. 

The Brick and Blanket Divergence Test

Leo Bloom: My blanket! My blue blanket! Give me my blue blanket!

The Producers

A blanket could be used as a sail for my self-esteem when I’m floating upstream on the turbulent river of my subconscious. Some of my thoughts can be quite windy, gusts with gusto, like a hurricane sneeze in your face. You could also use that blank...

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A brick could be used to perpetually feed the hungry, stop all wars, educate the masses, and ensure everlasting peace for all populations throughout time. Wait, I’m sorry, that’s not right. I was confusing a brick with a blanket. It’s a blanket...

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A blanket could help me tell you I love you. Well, it could if I did, but I don’t, so I’ll just use the blanket to go to sleep on our relationship. 

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A brick and blanket could be used as a large slingshot, put the brick in the blanket swing it around and release.

A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

A blanket could be used to hide my shame and cover my insecurities. But so could a camouflaged condom. 

A brick and a blanket walk into a bar

A blanket could be used as a smothering agent, sort of like an employee of the NSA. 

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A blanket could be used to cover up my modesty. And used to cover up my nakedness. 

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A blanket could be used to stop gun violence. Make sleep, not war. 

Brick and Blanket Test in Brick City (Ocala) Florida