A brick could be used to help defeat all incumbent politicians whose last name starts with Brj and anything after that alphabetically. Since people tend to vote for the first one on the ballot, Brick would not only benefit from the stupidity of the c...
Tyler Durden: Do you know what a duvet is? Narrator: It's a comforter... Tyler Durden: It's a blanket. Just a blanket. Now why do guys like you and me know what a duvet is? Is this essential to our survival, in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word? ...
I can't sit on grass without a blanket.
Wanted: a needle swift enough to sew this poem into a blanket.
Let my hand be a blanket for my penis.
A brick could be your new best friend. If this appeals to you, it’s probably because people tend to seek the company of others who posses similar intellects and interests. And as I have just begun demonstrating, a brick can be very interesting inde...
A brick is what the aliens gave me to communicate with them. It’s easy to operate. Just go to a party, or any crowded location, place the brick on your head, and stand perfectly still until they open up lines of communication. If you talk to Egbok ...
(The law) is like a single-bed blanket on a double bed and three folks in the bed and a cold night. There ain’t ever enough blanket to cover the case, no matter how much pulling and hauling, and somebody is always going to nigh catch pneumonia. Hel...
Brick is to blanket, as ellipses is to…
I sleep with my baby blanket, Kiki, that my nana made for me.
My white duvet is like an avalanche of blanket.
A blanket could be used to fill in the blank.
Christmas is a blanket that warms our cold hearts.
A brick on a stick could be licked like a lollipop.
A blanket could be used to fly interdimensionally. My penis is a wormhole.
My hand acts as a blanket for my genitals.
If you bring the blanket, I’ll bring the warmth.
The cloud cover made for a terrible blanket.
I use blankets like armor for cold.
A blanket could be used as a tablecloth, and a brick left as a tip.
A brick could be used to help you get used to the fact that you’ve been used. I’ve been used to, so I know what you’re going through. You’re going through a dark tunnel, and just when you think it can’t get any darker, trust me, you’ll se...
