A brick could be used to wipe your ass with. You know, if you already live someplace shitty.
Rick Bet BlankA brick could be placed on a conveyer belt. It will revolutionize the construction industry!
Rick Bet BlankA blanket could be used as a cat. Wait, I have that backwards. A cat could be used as a blanket.
Rick Bet BlankA brick is a polarizing object. Especially if you find it at either the North or the South Pole.
Rick Bet BlankI think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.
Steve Martin