Minutes passed by. A little blue butterfly landed on my nose. I blinked at it and it fluttered to my ear. A big yellow butterfly gently floated over and landed on my paw. Soon a whole swarm of them floated up and down around me, like a swirl of multi...
Someone needs to tell those tales. When the battles are fought and won and lost, when the pirates find their treasures and the dragons eat their foes for breakfast with a nice cup of Lapsang souchong, someone needs to tell their bits of overlapping n...
It is important…Someone needs to tell those tales. When the battles are fought and won and lost, when the pirates find their treasures and the dragons eat their foes for breakfast with a nice cup of Lapsang souchong, someone needs to tell their bit...
What is the meaning of life? What is our purpose on earth? These are some of the great, false questions of religion. We need not answer them, for they are badly posed, but we can live our answers all the same. At a minimum, we can create the conditio...
Cutter: Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts. The first part is called "The Pledge". The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man. He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if...
When a beautiful blonde asks, you don't say no.
Why do women always feel they have to settle for less?
Only the cruelest hunters set their traps with terror and trepidation.
I did not know if the story was factually true or not, but it was emotionally true [...].
No one gets left behind, you know that.
Fire’s the sun, unwindin’ itself out o’ the wood.
I was so drunk I couldn't tell a vagina from a bullet hole
The American dream is actually Cuban.
A black suit can be classic and timeless and certainly for most occasions. But remember, it's not so much the color of suit as it is about the fit, cut, style, and, of course, attitude you have when wearing it.
If I weren't involved with food, I'd be working in architecture. Design is that critical to me.
New Wave art was the rage of the eighties. Now it's exhibited in oldies-but-goodies museums, usually in black-and-pink frames.
The art of publicity is a black art; but it has come to stay, and every year adds to its potency.
You answer to none but the whim of your own black heart.
I did not want to be the best black man of the year; I wanted to be the best man of the year.
Just coffee. Black—like my soul.
My first two novels were very black comedies.