Committing suicide so as not to be murdered is the worst reason I've ever heard of to die.
God-Shaped HoleI can’t believe I’ve missed this sport. It’s all about fingering holes and caressing balls.
Bad BoyfriendMy career is chequered. Then I think I got pigeon-holed in humour; Shakespeare is not my thing.
Maggie SmithFirst, I blow a hole in your face; then I go back inside, and sleep like a baby... I guarantee you.
Clint Eastwood