Howl: You're wearing that hat? After all the magic I used to make your dress pretty?
Howl's Moving CastleSorting Hat: Ah! Another Weasley. I know just what to do with you... GRYFFINDOR!
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's StoneSir Wilfrid: I am constantly surprised that women's hats do not provoke more murders.
Witness for the Prosecution