A party of two is that of God; of three of the king; of four is of the devil.
Rocket ships are exciting but so are roses on a birthday.
Life begins at the day of birth. Birthday is a great day of honour.
Love is a great gift that should be cherished and shared.
Birthday presents come in boxes, like coffins, filled with dead gratitude.
If I could be doing anything, I'd be laying on the floor in my birthday suit eating junk food and watching something dumb on TV.
Some people won't go the extra mile, and then on their birthday, when no one makes a fuss, they feel neglected and bitter.
I love mayonnaise. Every birthday when I was a kid I'd go to Black Angus and just dip my burger in mayo.
When I was a kid, for my birthday every year, my mother made me pasta bechamel, which is rigatoni with a white cream sauce.
I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.
If I have one wish for my birthday, it is that 35 is the end of desperation and the beginning of acceptance. Part of that is believing that if I'm meant to give birth, I will.
As a kid, I always went to therapists; the first time was when my parents were separated on my sixth birthday, then on and off since then.
Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a second sun has risen.
I tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried for three days.
I have angel wings and a halo on my wrist, which I got done on my 30th birthday in memory of my brother.
I once choked on a chip at a friend's birthday when I was seven and had to be sent home, as I'd broken my collarbone coughing.
The only show my mother could afford to take me to when I was growing up was 'Cats', for my birthday.
Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed.
Alan: Birthdays aren't important when you don't have a real identity.
Tagalong: Good bye, Mr. Robin Hood. Come again at my birthday!
A happy birthday is measured not in the amount of gifts one gets, but in the amount love one receives.
