I... grew up in politics and I used to work for the Democratic Party.
Bribery makes both parties happy.
Clearly God was in some kind of mood on my birthday.
My gift to you is not what’s in the box—it is the box. Happy Birthday!
Birthday is special day of one's life
This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.
I love a card. You know, cards? At birthdays? I collect them.
I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff.
My mom won't let me buy high-fashion stuff unless it's TK Maxx or a birthday occasion.
When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th.
Most of us have fond memories of food from our childhood. Whether it was our mom's homemade lasagna or a memorable chocolate birthday cake, food has a way of transporting us back to the past.
Only then, approaching my fortieth birthday, I made philosophy my life's work.
On my 30th birthday, all the presents I got were boxes of food. That's what I needed.
My biggest hero, Gregory Peck, was my birthday present on April 14, 1973. I just sat and stared at him.
My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday.
The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.
If you are an actress in L.A., on your 40th birthday they should just hand you the keys to the lunatic asylum.
The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
I love photography. My boyfriend's got a great camera, which I bought for his birthday.
I'm an avid shoe fan. I got my first pair of Louboutins as a birthday gift from Jami Gertz.
I play PC and Xbox games at home, and I just got a PSP as a birthday present.
