I went to college parties when I was at an appropriate age to go to college parties.
Danielle FishelA diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert FrostAs a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday.
Ashley JensenThe worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that you're only as well as you are.
Anne LamottA friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Erma Bombeck