Margo Channing: Birdie, you don't like Eve, do you? Birdie: You looking for an answer or an argument? Margo Channing: An answer. Birdie: No. Margo Channing: Why not? Birdie: Now you want an argument.
Banzai: The little majordomo bird, hippity-hop, all the way to the birdie boiler. Zazu: Oh no, not the birdie boiler!
We didn't name Birdie before she was born. When she came out I said, 'I think we gotta go with Birdie, I think that's her name.'
Margo Channing: She thinks only of me, doesn't she? Birdie: Well, let's say she thinks only about you, anyway. Margo Channing: How do you mean that? Birdie: I'll tell you how: like... like she's studying you, like you was a play or a book or a set of...
Birdie: I haven't got a union. I'm slave labor. Margo Channing: Well? Birdie: But the wardrobe women have got one, and next to a tenor, a wardrobe woman is the touchiest thing in show business.
[Bill is saying goodbye to Birdie as he departs for Hollywood] Bill Sampson: What should I tell Tyrone Power for you? Birdie: Just give him my phone number; I'll tell him myself.
There exists an oasis where inspiration bursts forth like black gold from the fertile loam and every odd bellbird chirps a melody worth remembering. There’s no bloody map or nautical chart that can deliver you there, but you know the instant you’...
Margo Channing: You bought the new girdles a size smaller, I can feel it. Birdie: Something maybe grew a size larger. Margo Channing: When we get home you're going to get into one of those girdles and act for two and a half hours. Birdie: I couldn't ...
You have to make lots of birdies and give your opponent no chance.
If all else fails, birdie the last.
[repeated line] Hrundi V. Bakshi: Birdie Num Num
Ed Crane: Heavens to Betsy, Birdy!
It's so hard to make a good tee shot after a birdie.
Hrundi V. Bakshi: [to Fred] She's having the birdie num nums.
He started pushing to make birdies and you don't do that when you're down.
Birdy Abundas: You know what you are? An enthusiast.
Initially, I wanted to be an ice skater, but then when I was 13 I saw Bye Bye Birdie, and that was it - I wanted to be on Broadway.
I don't let birdies and pars get in the way of having a good time
Birdie Steptoe: Man of my age needs a little snort in the morning, heat the boilers.
Birdie: What a story! Everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end.
Birdie: The bed looks like a dead animal act.
