Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relation.
As a kid, I saw those ticker-tape parades in the movies, and I was really chuffed to be in one.
Janet "Jan" Brown: Honey, where's the Billy picture?
We're having a blast. Just four friends getting together.
I used to go to the U.S. Open on my birthdays and sit in the nosebleeds.
I want everyone to look back and think that I was awesome.
I like grass, I enjoy it and it suits my game.
You know, I'm not comfortable with people whose politics are static in a democracy.
I'll never be like a Barbie girl, that's for sure.
My grandmother is the person who inspires me the most.
If I didn't play tennis I don't know where I'd be.
The day I'm not improving will be the day I hang up the racket.
I can't die now, I have so much work to do.
There were no women's players I knew of. I didn't even know women's hockey existed.
France has been very good for me. It has given me a very worldly-cool attitude.
Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age.
I am thankful to the Nobel committee for recognising the plight of millions of children who are suffering in this modern age.
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death.
I suppose it's amazing how quick life goes by when you have children.
Political art expresses the cliches you agree with, unlike propaganda, which expresses the cliches you don't.
New Wave art was the rage of the eighties. Now it's exhibited in oldies-but-goodies museums, usually in black-and-pink frames.
