Pride, avarice, and envy are in every home.
I hope to inspire people, influence people.
We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments.
I hope I'm always learning something.
I would hope everyone would be a feminist.
I hope there are some audiophiles still out there.
I can't not put humor in a book.
Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.
Humor's a weapon if you want to make it one.
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally.
I think the humor of double puns is incredible.
I'm not for gratuitous nudity, but if there's humor, I don't have a problem.
I want to show the world my humor.
Impropriety is the soul of wit.
Justice is to be found only in imagination.
All I want to do is change the world.
I don't know anything about computers.
I allow myself one nice car.
Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.
