There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
Ever since I got on Days I've been doing theater.
It's been a long way, but we're here.
I found Bill in the sky. In the stars. Like on your ceiling.
I'm curious about everything. Even subjects that don't interest me.
My musical development stopped when Frank Sinatra died.
What birds can have their bills more peculiarly formed than the ibis, the spoonbill, and the heron?
It's not 100 per cent clear to me what's working about Snapchat.
There's no such thing as bad weather, just soft people.
In the next minute, I will be entirely naked. In the minute after that, fully dressed.
I believed in raising my children as I had been raised.
I don't know how many millions of photographs have been taken of me.
Telemarketers tell me I sound like Bill Cosby.
You could not even pay anyone to say something bad about Bill.
For forty years, I've worn the same Azzaro Uomo fragrance.
I still believe in synergy, but I call it natural law.
You've got to watch the politics of AIDS. The politics of AIDS can work both for and against the victims of AIDS.
No, I've never wanted kids. But I do read about parenting a lot.
Let parents bequeath to their children not riches, but the spirit of reverence.
I thought that once we were out of the baby stage, parenting would be a breeze.
It's all positive energy from me, man.
