Master Sergeant Farell: Knock off the grab ass! Lt. Col. Bill Cage: Grab this, Sarge! Master Sergeant Farell: Hold up! Drop and give me... Lt. Col. Bill Cage: Fifty, Sarge? Master Sergeant Farell: That's right, fifty. Platoon! Drop and give me fifty,...
Alan Garner: [while picking up Phil at the school where he works] Did you have to park so close? Doug Billings: Yeah, what's wrong? Alan Garner: I shouldn't be here. Doug Billings: Why is that, Alan? Alan Garner: I'm not supposed to be within two hun...
Joe: What do you think would happen if I got him a professional... you know... Bill: A professional? Joe: Hooker. You know, the kind that can teach things... first-timers, you know... break him in. Bill: But Joe, he's 11. Joe: You're right, you're ri...
[Esteban, an 80-year-old pimp, appraises The Bride] Esteban Vihaio: If I had met you 40 years ago, you would have been my Number One lady. The Bride: Well, I'm flattered. Esteban Vihaio: You goddamn better well be.
Larry Gomez: The hat. That fucking hat. How many times did I tell you not to wear that fucking hat? Budd: Customers wear hats. Larry Gomez: I'm not the boss of the customers, but I'm the boss of you, and I'm telling you to keep that shit kicker hat a...
Margo Channing: [in front of her boyfriend, Bill] I love you, Max. I really mean it. I love you. Come to the pantry. [She leaves] Max Fabian: [to Bill] She loves me like a father. Also, she's loaded.
[Peter is wearing shorts, sandals and a paisley shirt, with his feet up on his desk, munching chips and playing tetris on his computer] Bill Lumbergh: So, Peter, what's happening? Aahh, now, are you going to go ahead and have those TPS reports for us...
In Africa... age is not important over there. They don't care.
It is difficult to get played at my age on the radio.
I'd wanted to be an actor from the age of five.
Everybody kind of perceives me as being angry. It's not anger, it's motivation.
I started in theatre. I was at Cleveland and I went to London for the 400th anniversary of Shakespeare's birth.
The best things in life are free - and $19.95.
The best thing about this band is I'm the leader!
Well, I have one of the best jobs in the world.
I answer questions the best I can.
Accept who you are and try and make the best of that.
The Internet is a gift to fashion.
The fashion cycle is outdated.
No subject is unsuitable for comedy.
The economy is like a machine.
