Quotes of: Bill Keyword

I think the scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor.

Michael J. Fox

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them.

Moliere

I'm not too modest of a person. I've got a pretty blue sense of humor.

Michelle Monaghan

I don't think humor is forced upon my universe; it's a part of it.

Manuel Puig

To me, 'Scream' is a masterpiece on every level - the performances, the humor, the tone - it's just flawless.

Marley Shelton

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor.

Peter Segal

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.

Robert Benchley

Sometimes I find I'm wearing a divided, split brain in terms of drama and humor.

Ridley Scott

Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.

Steve Allen

Men live by intervals of reason under the sovereignty of humor and passion.

Thomas Browne

Humor has justly been regarded as the finest perfection of poetic genius.

Thomas Carlyle

Sometimes the only way to make palatable that which is appalling and apprehensive is to season it with some humor.

Terrence Howard

I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down.

Tim Vine

There are no shortcuts in life - only those we imagine.

Frank Leahy

Long-term sustainable change happens if people discover their own power.

Pierre Omidyar

When you're a catalyst for change, you make enemies - and I'm proud of the ones I've got.

Rupert Murdoch

Comic books aren't nerdy. You'd have to be an idiot to think computers are nerdy.

Adam Brody

The future lies in designing and selling computers that people don't realize are computers at all.

Adam Osborne

In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word 'frustration'.

Alan Perlis

I am cursed with computers; something always goes wrong.

Carla Bruni

I'm too old-fashioned to use a computer. I'm too old-fashioned to use a quill.

Christopher Plummer