There are no shortcuts in life - only those we imagine.
Comic books aren't nerdy. You'd have to be an idiot to think computers are nerdy.
I am cursed with computers; something always goes wrong.
I'm too old-fashioned to use a computer. I'm too old-fashioned to use a quill.
But computers have changed the world for everyone, so there will be some way of working it out.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Don't try to be like Jackie. There is only one Jackie. Study computers instead.
I look like a geeky hacker, but I don't know anything about computers.
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Don't give me books for Christmas; I already have a book.
Christmas comes during a season when the Earth is in its darkest time. It's a holiday for the family and for everyone.
My grandson sees me as Lois on TV every Christmas, and that scores me points.
On the whole, I prefer Christmas as an adult than I did as a child.
Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store.
You can't keep changing men, so you settle for changing your lipstick.
Music - that's been my education. There's not a day that goes by that I take it for granted.
If you have four years to complete your college education, do it.
I no have education. I have inspiration. If I was educated, I would be a damn fool.
I don't know anywhere where the people are hungrier for education than South Sudan.
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
