Quotes of: Bill-cosby Keyword

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.

Sarah Silverman

I wasn't shy, but I was really hyper. Nobody got my sense of humor. I was a black skater kid.

Tyler, The Creator

I don't think I would describe my sense of humor. Doesn't sound like the kind of thing I'd do.

Tommy Lee Jones

I think a sense of humor will help get a girl out of a dark place.

Twyla Tharp

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.

Dave Barry

I like computers as a tool. I like them as an instrument. I think they're just pretty.

Dallas Roberts

I'm a troglodyte. I think that's the word for it. Like an old school weird person who throws bricks at their computers.

Joanne Kelly

I am very bad at computers. I don't really know how to write email.

Marjane Satrapi

There's no other major item most of us own that is as confusing, unpredictable and unreliable as our personal computers.

Walt Mossberg

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

Erma Bombeck

It can't be overstated how wonderful it is not to have to audition any more. Any actor will tell you, it's like Christmas.

Bill Nighy

When I was 12, all I wanted for Christmas was a trampoline or a four-wheeler. I ended up getting both presents for Christmas.

Chris Brown

Dickens was a part of how the whole celebration of Christmas as we know it today emerged during the 19th century.

Claire Tomalin

I'm totally the 'decorate early, start listening to Christmas songs super early' guy. I've just always been that way.

Drake Bell

Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period.

Frances Wright

I don't know of too many double Christmas albums, so it is something that's new, and hopefully will be fun, and there's plenty of stuff out there to cut.

Garth Brooks

I remember wishing there was snow in L.A. And how jealous we used to get of those Christmas specials with kids playing in the snow.

Ice Cube

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

Johnny Carson

Being a traditionalist, I'm a rabid sucker for Christmas. In July, I'm already worried that there are only 146 shopping days left.

John Waters

The real evidence for Jesus and Christianity is in how Jesus and the Christianity based on him manifest themselves in the lives of practicing Christians.

Lionel Blue

I hate feeling full, so Christmas is about the only time I really stuff myself.

Rupert Penry-Jones