I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there?
The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
The greatest wisdom is to realize one's lack of it.
What I lack in energy, I have in wisdom.
When people ask me do I believe in feminism - well, I didn't even know I was a feminist. I was the top of the bill; I've always been the top of the bill. So I don't know what equality is.
Advertising is the edge of what people know how to do and of human experience and it explains the latest ways progress has changed us to ourselves.
Being a vegan is pretty easy these days, as almost every town and city has health food stores and vegetarian-friendly restaurants.
Mainly I'm a vegan because I like animals, and I don't want to be involved in their suffering. Also, it's better for my health and for the environment.
It's heartbreaking that so many hundreds of millions of people around the world are desperate for the right to vote, but here in America people stay home on election day.
Look at all the marriages that have been wonderfully successful where fellows finished their army service and came home to go to college on G.I. bills and their wives worked.
Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.
The Internet is not just one thing, it's a collection of things - of numerous communications networks that all speak the same digital language.
I take computers practically apart and put them back together. I have a supercomputer I built over the years out of different computers.
Musicians and journalists are the canaries in the coalmine, but, eventually, as computers get more and more powerful, it will kill off all middle-class professions.
I hate the thought of my children being glued to a screen. Children only play on computers all day because their parents let them.
I think computers are the ultimate writing tool. I'm a very slow writer, so I appreciate it every day.
In 1997, in Rich Dad, Poor Dad, I stated, 'Your home is not an asset.' Real estate agents sent me hate mail.
I did musicals from about age 10 to 18.
You never play age, you play character.
Home is where the heart is.
Marriage, even the best marriages are tough.