I look at a woman’s shoes, not to tell how sexy she is, but to determine how sexy she feels.
99 Cents For Some NonsenseChildren love to polish brass and silver, then move on to polishing their own shoes.
How To Raise an Amazing Child the Montessori WayReality is crushing. The world is a wrong-sized shoe. How can anyone stand it?
I'll Give You the SunI don't need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here?
Two for the DoughSorry about the squishy in your shoe. Must've been something I ate.
Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in HaikuWhenever life is getting tough hold on. Don't let it get the best of you stay strong.
A Walk In My Shoes