Never go shopping for kiwis in a shoe store.
How to Be Happy, Dammit: A Cynic's Guide to Spiritual HappinessThis may not be much, but it is something. Tomorrow we die; but at least we danced in silver shoes.
Nightingale WoodIt isn't the mountain ahead that wears you out; it's the grain of sand in your shoe.
Robert W. ServiceDiscouragement is like a scorpion in your shoe; it takes courage to toss it out so you can move on.
Richelle E. GoodrichI didn't grow up thinking, 'Oh, maybe someday I'm going to have a shoe named after me.'
Sheryl SwoopesMy worst fashion faux pas: probably orange shoes with white pants. I thought I looked spectacular.
Kevin O'LearyI don't take myself seriously any more. Sometimes I just garden in my knickers and platform shoes.
Kim Wilde