Don't raise your club so high; it will only fall on your head.
When you go to bed with a clear head, you will not get up with a headache.
Sometimes you have to sacrifice your beard in order to save your head.
A Tyrone woman will never buy a rabbit without a head for fear it's a cat.
Wash your hands often, your feet seldom, and your head never.
If the bald man knew a remedy he would rub it on his own head.
There are people who place a basket on your head to see what you carry.
If it's a big man that is hurting you, smile at him.
If there were no elephants in the jungle, the buffalo would be big.
A man is as big as the things that made him mad.
A big blanket makes a person sleep late.
A big nose never spoiled a handsome face.
Two small antelopes can beat one big one.
A little pepper burns a big man's mouth.
A powerful man has big ears.
When big bells ring, little ones are not heard.
When the big bells ring, the little bells are not heard.
Hide your body in the Big Dipper.
I walk up and down the rows. The heads look like rubber halloween masks. They also look like human heads, but my brain has no precedent for human heads on tables or in roasting pans or anywhere other than on top of a human bodies, and so I think it h...
New Rule: If you married a manic-depressive, three of your children died, and while you were president civil war broke out and someone shot you in the head, your coin really shouldn't say, "In God We Trust.
What's a Dullahan?' 'He's a headless horseman, in the service of the banshee.' 'Headless?' 'Yes.' 'Seriously?' 'Yes.' 'So he has no head?' 'That's usually what headless means.' 'No head at all?' 'You're really getting hung up on this headless thing, ...
