Wasabi: My brain hates my eyes for seeing this.
Enzo: A thousand commanders, and we get the Belgian from Alcoholics Anonymous!
Walter Sobchak: Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.
Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter? Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of.
Maude Lebowski: My father's weakness is vanity, hence the slut.
Donny: I'm throwing rocks tonight. Mark it, Dude.
The Dude: He's fragile! Walter Sobchak: Well, I did not know that.
Carmen Sternwood: Is he as cute as you are? Philip Marlowe: Nobody is.
Carmen Sternwood: You're cute. Philip Marlowe: I'm getting cuter every minute.
[after a kiss] Vivian: I liked that. I'd like more.
Philip Marlowe: Somebody's always giving me guns.
Philip Marlowe: I collect blondes and bottles too.
I've never felt nervous in front of big crowds and in big stadiums.
When I'm not performing? I'm looking for the next big thing.
If you know how to make software, then you can create big things.
For women who turn to welfare, Big Brother becomes Husband.
I’m busy, you’re busy, everybody’s busy. I’ve got a lot I want to say to you, though.” “All right,” Pia told her. “Hit me with it.” “First, I’m so sorry about what my uncle Urien did to you guys. I hate him, he killed my family,...
Amidst all the hype and hoopla around this business, I wanted to emphasize the challenge—it is seductive but the failure rate is very high. And those who fail have no good place to go.
Whatever business you have, if you truly believe in what you’re doing, you’re capable of going any place and doing anything. Pursue Your Dreams!
It seems as if I can only thing if I write my journal, it just connects the part of my head that is busy doing things with the part that is busy thinking about everything else. I know all these pepole are so busy because they love each other and me. ...
Big Ju: What you doin' man? Louie Lastik: Eatin' lunch. Big Ju: I see you eatin' lunch, but why you eatin' over here? Why not go eat over there and eat with your people? Louie Lastik: Man, I don't have any people. I'm with everybody, Julius. Petey Jo...
