What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747? -About 20 pounds. -Yo mama carries more passengers. -Not everyone's been on a 747.
The accepted definition of a serial killer is a person who kills at least three times with a cooling off period in between his murders.
Periods of cooperation between political parties shouldn't be taken for granted; they are a stunning human achievement.
Only truthful hands write true poems. I cannot see any basic difference between a handshake and a poem.
There's a very fine line between being artistic and being a dickhead - it's like love and hate.
The most evil person I ever met was a toss-up between Pablo Picasso and the publisher-crook Robert Maxwell.
One of the things that Teller and I are obsessed with, one of the reasons that we're in magic, is the difference between fantasy and reality.
Well, a deficit reflects an imbalance between spending and revenue, and so narrowing it requires acting on one, the other or both.
There's a difference between standing up and telling people what you're planning to do and standing up and going and accomplishing something.
On the way home, I saw a fist fight between an adverb and a pair of parentheses. I kept on walking.
I like the idea of being caught between things, always being a bit of an outsider, having an outside eye on things - almost like a Shakespearean fool.
I think the collision between the First and Third world is going to become more and more conspicuous. It's the big cliff that we've all got to climb.
Beauty will not come at the call of the legislature.... It will come, as always, unannounced, and spring up between the feet of brave and earnest men.
Writing is not lying, nor is it theft. It is a journey and search for transparency between one’s words and one’s soul.
You have to look at the discrepancy between what you hoped and imagined and the reality of yourself and all your shortcomings.
The communication block between men and women: Men―"Can't you what I'm saying?" Women―"Can't you what I'm saying?
Justice should remove the bandage from her eyes long enough to distinguish between the vicious and the unfortunate.
All that is popular is not always right. All that is right is also not always popular. Somewhere in between, lies all that is real!
You can only choose between rich and poor. The middle class is gone.
The chief concern of the French Impressionists was the discovery of balance between light and dark.
I have a piano and a guitar, and I tend to switch back and forth between those two instruments to help me get inspired.
