A blanket could be used as a stool softener. Or it could also be used to soften a chair.
Rick Bet BlankA brick could be used to wipe your ass with. You know, if you already live someplace shitty.
Rick Bet BlankA brick could be placed on a conveyer belt. It will revolutionize the construction industry!
Rick Bet BlankA blanket could be used as a cat. Wait, I have that backwards. A cat could be used as a blanket.
Rick Bet BlankA brick is a polarizing object. Especially if you find it at either the North or the South Pole.
Rick Bet BlankLay on me, and let my heat escape up to you, while you’ll act as my insulation and blanket.
Rick Bet BlankA brick could be used as Bigfoot. You know, as something the people can really believe in.
Rick Bet BlankA brick could be used to raise my spirits. I’m feeling low right now, low by about three inches.
Rick Bet BlankWhen you see my skill with a brick, you’ll think I’m skilled under the blanket. But I’m not.
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