I want to be more physical and theatrical within the stand-up. There might be dance moments, and people better watch out - I will gallop.
I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.
Some days, I'd feel better with Punxsutawney Phil in the Oval Office - at least he doesn't lie about the weather.
Darkness well ahead is better than darkness close by, because you can find a way to avoid the former! Search the horizons to see the storms ahead.
It is good to say something beautiful; it is even better to say something right; but saying a right thing beautifully, that is the best!
Waiting makes wine better; but waiting makes man decay! Don’t wait because you have no time! Move fast!
No one can know the infinite importance of a tiny drop of water better than a thirsty bird or a little ant or a man of desert!
If your words touch the hearts, that’s good; if your words touch the minds, that’s better and if your words touch both the hearts and the minds, that is the best!
There's no shame compared to being beautiful with nothing in your brain, an ugly devil with wits is much better that the former.
When you favour a woman, she will want to return the favour in so many means, but its better to rupidiate such offerings.
Sticking to one person for a lifetime is not a waste of time or lack of better ones, it means you've found your place of eternity.
I know of people who don't believe it, but depression is an illness, but unlike, say, a broken leg, you don't know when it'll get better.
Even if you finish the year at No. 1 in the world, and Tiger Woods has done this, you can still probably get better.
Actually, the Kentucky moment was better than winning the two National Championships, because it was the epitome of what I try to get from a team in a crisis situation.
I think I am a much better actor than I have allowed myself to be.
My feeling is unless they've somebody lined up and they are convinced he is going to be better than Brian, I think their decision has been made in haste.
Our parents decided not to teach us Chinese. It was an era when they felt we would be better off if we didn't have that complication.
The world is philosophically booby-trapped; touch an interesting subject, and it just might blow up in your face. Some say it's better not to touch.
We think because we have words, not the other way around. The more words we have, the better able we are to think conceptually.
I don't want to take fame for granted because that is when you start to think you are better than everyone else. That is when you start thinking that you are someone that you are not.
I live in New York simply because I don't know any better. I moved there when the show went off the air a couple of years after that.
