I got rid of my car, and bought a garage band instead. Music gets better gas mileage.
Sleepwalking is resterciseThe world would probably be better if people were put in carriers and cats roamed free.
Splendid SummerMy brother," Will growled. "And your friend. You'd better not treat him the way you treat me.
Shadows in the SilenceI like the crunch sound of snow under my boots. Better than stepping on knuckles.
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousFrom the necks up... well, whoever said two heads are better than one never met a hydra.
Sweet VenomLife is just repeated attempts at trying to do better.
Smile Anyway: Quotes, Verse, & Grumblings for Every Day of the YearI like sex. Let’s get a group together. You know, for a better discount.
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