It's the story of my life. You see, the quality of any advice anybody has to offer has to be judged against the quality of life they actually lead. Now, as you look through this document you'll see that I've underlined all the major decisions I ever ...
Dogs are minor angels, and I don't mean that facetiously. They love unconditionally, forgive immediately, are the truest of friends, willing to do anything that makes us happy, etcetera. If we attributed some of those qualities to a person we would s...
Poverty is not a crime, but it's better not to show it.
"I heard" is good; "I saw" is better.
Better little than too little.
It is better to begin in the evening than not at all.
Better alone than in bad company.
Patience is often better than medicine.
The worst life is better than the best death.
It is better to be the object of jealousy, than of pity.
Voluntary work is better than slavery.
Working and painting are better from a distance.
It is easier to criticize than to do better.
Two heads are better than one.
A bad peace is better than a good war.
Better the best of the worst than the worst of the best.
It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But... it is better to be good than to be ugly.
My future's about trying to be a better man.
When it's better for everyone, it's better for everyone.
I have become a housewife and there is no better job.
We can make the world a better place, one butt at a time.